trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

meladoodle:

Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

(Source: meladoodle)

quarrterquels:

y’all, that wasn’t an award show

that was a beyoncé concert

afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it