lokis-taking-gallifrey:

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

they’re actually trying to do that in some places

  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence